At the groceries store 

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes


awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out


fuxit:

angiekittity:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

This makes me so happy

me too^

fuxit:

angiekittity:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

This makes me so happy

me too^


unprintable:

I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening


  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
  • guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  • guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  • guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  • guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  • guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  • guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  • guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  • guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.


sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh


yolkpunk:

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks


idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.


deusx-machina:

storming-s:

amadrei:

marimboo:

alacritousheart:

This is in my Economics textbook

This is fucked up

if you couldn’t SEE how fucked up this is, let me put this into even more perspective for you.a male with no high school education still makes more than a female with 9th-12th grade education (no diploma).a male who is a high school graduate still makes more than a female with an associate’s degree.a male with a bachelor’s degree only makes about ~$2000 less than a female with a fucking doctorate’s degree.tell me again why feminism isn’t important.

I am personally offended to the highest degree

"The wage gap doesn’t really exist." Fucking yeah right.


This is so sad. Wow.

deusx-machina:

storming-s:

amadrei:

marimboo:

alacritousheart:

This is in my Economics textbook

This is fucked up

if you couldn’t SEE how fucked up this is, let me put this into even more perspective for you.

a male with no high school education still makes more than a female with 9th-12th grade education (no diploma).

a male who is a high school graduate still makes more than a female with an associate’s degree.

a male with a bachelor’s degree only makes about ~$2000 less than a female with a fucking doctorate’s degree.

tell me again why feminism isn’t important.

I am personally offended to the highest degree

"The wage gap doesn’t really exist." Fucking yeah right.

This is so sad. Wow.


mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.


these are actually nice you fucking nerd 

  •  1. selfie
  •  2. what would you name your future kids?
  •  3. do you miss anyone?
  •  4. what are you looking forward to?
  •  5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
  •  6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
  •  7. what was your life like last year?
  •  8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
  •  9. who did you last see in person?
  •  10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
  •  11. are you listening to music right now?
  •  12. what is something you want right now?
  •  13. how do you feel right now?
  •  14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
  •  15. personality description
  •  16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
  •  17. opinion on insecurities.
  •  18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?
  •  19. have you ever been to New York?
  •  20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
  •  21. age and birthday?
  •  22. description of crush.
  •  23. fear(s)
  •  24. height
  •  25. role model
  •  26. idol(s)
  •  27. things i hate
  •  28. i'll love you if...
  •  29. favourite film(s)
  •  30. favourite tv show(s)
  •  31. 3 random facts
  •  32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
  •  33. something you want to learn
  •  34. most embarrassing moment
  •  35. favourite subject
  •  36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
  •  37. favourite actor/actress
  •  38. favourite comedian(s)
  •  39. favourite sport(s)
  •  40. favourite memory
  •  41. relationship status
  •  42. favourite book(s)
  •  43. favourite song ever
  •  44. age you get mistaken for
  •  45. how you found out about your idol
  •  46. what my last text message says
  •  47. turn ons
  •  48. turn offs
  •  49. where i want to be right now
  •  50. favourite picture of your idol
  •  51. starsign
  •  52. something i'm talented at
  •  53. 5 things that make me happy
  •  54. something thats worrying me at the moment
  •  55. tumblr friends
  •  56. favourite food(s)
  •  57. favourite animal(s)
  •  58. description of my best friend
  •  59. why i joined tumblr
  •  60. ask me anything you want