preppycollegeguy:

REPRESENT’N

preppycollegeguy:

REPRESENT’N


captainalbertalexander:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open


danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

image

what the fuck


purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably


anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days


klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD


17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?


ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

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