LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR
watching your favorite band grow older and more famous is probably one of the saddest, happiest and hardest things to do
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＨＡＳ ＢＥＧＵＮ
tumblr is like this:
we should be like this:
why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
I couldn’t have said it better.
One of the best things I’ve ever seen
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do
when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me
it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s